Jim comes to Dwight's rescue when Robert slams the plan for the Sabre Store concept. Andy discovers Erin doesn't plan to return to Scranton.
WAR
81.6
Wins Above Replacement
“Last Day In Florida” ranks #142 of 183 The Office episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 85.2 — Elite. The episode packs 82 scored jokes at 3.6 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.9 on impact, with Dwight landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dwight: Dwight dismisses Jim again: 'Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back. You're like an amish return-stick.'
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Jim: Jim's talking head: 'This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling. It's, um... What's the word? It's not bittersweet. It's, uh... Sweet.'
Jim Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight: Dwight's triumphant monologue: 'Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man-- Unstoppability. Dunder Mifflin... the farm, Mose. All those things. Vanish in my rearview mirror. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a-- Oh!'
Dwight Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Robert California · Dwight: Robert: 'Shame, though -- I did like Dwight.' Then Dwight screaming 'I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!' while racing Robert to the clubhouse.
Robert California · Todd Packer: Todd Packer is introduced as Vice President: '...allow me to introduce the Vice President of Sabre retail — Mr. Todd Packer.' [pause] ''Sup?'
Standout Moments
Jim: Jim's talking head: 'This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling. It's, um... What's the word? It's not bittersweet. It's, uh... Sweet.'
Jim Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight: Dwight dismisses Jim again: 'Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back. You're like an amish return-stick.'
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Dwight: Dwight's triumphant monologue: 'Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man-- Unstoppability. Dunder Mifflin... the farm, Mose. All those things. Vanish in my rearview mirror. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a-- Oh!'
Dwight Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 82 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Andy: Michael-esque announcement: 'Dwight is no longer with us... He's gone, damn it!' — played as death announcement before reveal he was promoted
Andy Misdirection Setup/Punchline Andy: 'How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.'
Andy Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Kevin: 'If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?'
Kevin Character Comedy Absurdist Oscar: Confessional: 'Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure! Oh, God, I'm Wallace Shawn — The Princess Bride!'
Oscar Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight · Andy: Dwight's pre-departure warning 'Don't touch my treasure' shown in flashback, followed by Andy's analysis that 'obviously, he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there.'
Andy · Other Office Workers: 'I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure.' — followed by 'That's not Dwight. No.'
Oscar · Andy: 'I am dying to know what's in there.' 'Yeah, I know, Oscar. We all are. But nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane.'
Office Workers: 'It's a photo of all of us. Oh, that's so sweet.'
Office Worker (implied Andy): Someone opens Dwight's box and is immediately hit by a dart — 'A dart? Are you kidding me? Who would put a poison dart-- Well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. I just have to imagine.'
Creed: Talking head: 'Kinda sounds like he deserved it, opening another man's treasure and all. Wow!'
Creed Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Robert California: Robert California playing golf, addressing a golf ball: 'Well, Mr. Ball, it's been a pleasure. Now give my regards to hell! Dah!'
Dwight: 'All right! Well swung, my VIP VP.'
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Robert California · Dwight: Robert: 'We are a regular Archibald and his man George.' Dwight: 'I bet. I'm excited.' Robert: 'Trick! There's no such thing. It's not even a real English duo.'
Robert California: 'I just made you look like the Goat of Dover.' 'And that doesn't exist either.'
Dwight: 'You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. Boing!'
Dwight Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Dwight · Robert California · Jim: Dwight hits a golf shot and shouts 'Fore!' — Robert and Jim react: 'Oh yeah!' / 'He doesn't even care.' 'Don't even care!'
Darryl · Kevin: Cookie-selling subplot begins: 'Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada. Want the same as last year?' 'Would if I could and I can, so I will. Put me down for one box. Don't care what it is, dealer's choice.' 'I'll put you down for shortbreads.' 'Damn it!'
Toby · Darryl: Toby appears selling cookies for his daughter: 'Knock, knock. Hey, it's Sasha's first year in the troupe, so I'm selling cookies for her.' Darryl's reaction: 'No!' immediately and firmly.
Darryl: Darryl defending his cookie territory: 'This is the only place I interact with people. Can't you sell at... Your church or barbershop? Or... Chess club?'
Darryl Character Comedy Observational Darryl: Darryl negotiates territory split: 'You can have sales, the annex, creed.' — listing Creed as a territory.
Darryl Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Darryl: Darryl's talking head about Kevin: 'All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined, and then some. When I first started selling cookies, he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.'
Darryl Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight · Irene: Dwight in Florida: 'Oh, what kind of tea is this?' Irene: 'Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.'
Dwight · Irene: 'Hey Lucy, I'm home! Bobaloo!' — Dwight's Floridian living situation reveal, plus 'It was so busy at the store today. Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.'
Irene: Irene's non sequitur about her grandson: 'He's a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.'
Irene Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Kevin: Kevin interrupts a golf lesson to try to sell cookies: 'Would you like to buy some cookies?' — scene cuts immediately as Robert considers.
Kevin Absurdist Misdirection Kevin: Kevin sings an original cookie season song to Robert California: '♪ Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best... but gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth / Nothing beats the cookie season ♪'
Kevin Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Darryl · Kevin: 'It's not a scratch and sniff, Kev.' 'I know. But sometimes you still get a little something.'
Toby · Darryl: Darryl catching Toby poaching Kevin: 'Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin.' Darryl: 'You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. See you next year, sport.'
Kevin · Office Worker · Kevin: 'Metaphorically sixty-nined.' 'Ew! Perverts.' 'No offense, Oscar.'
Dwight · Jim: Dwight's farewell to Jim: 'Jim, I just wanna say that we haven't always gotten along. And at times, I've even hated your guts. But...' [long pause, emotional buildup] 'Bye-bye. I win.'
Dwight Jim Misdirection Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Jim: Jim's talking head: 'Well, he's Florida's problem now.'
Jim Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Robert California: Robert: 'The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.'
Robert California · Jim: Robert toasts Jim: 'Great job! Cheers.' — after explaining he liked the store but is going to deliberately tank it and get Dwight fired.
Robert California · Dwight: Robert: 'Shame, though -- I did like Dwight.' Then Dwight screaming 'I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!' while racing Robert to the clubhouse.
Dwight · Robert California: Presentation power move: 'Deeper market penetration, plus greater visibility, will raise Sabre—' 'To the power of two.' [synchronized spin move]
Todd Packer · Robert California: Todd Packer asks to join the presentation spin: 'When you guys do that whole "power of two" shebang, how about I pop up also? I guess we'd have to say "power of three."' Robert: 'That is a great idea. Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.'
Dwight: 'Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.'
Dwight Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Andy · Jim: Andy dismissing Jim with rapid-fire insults: 'What, your stylist ran out of messy spray?' / 'your face does look like the guy from Operation' / 'You look like the world's tallest hobbit.'
Andy · Jim: Mini-argument about whether Wooly Willie and the Operation guy are the same: 'That's the joke I made.' 'That's not--' 'Different guy.'
Andy Jim Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy Callback Erin · Jim: Erin trying to video chat Andy: 'Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.' Jim: 'You don't "make a video chat" — you "video chat."'
Erin Jim Character Comedy Observational Erin · Jim: Erin reveals her password is 'Erin123' — Jim: 'That's a terrible password.'
Erin Jim Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Erin · Andy: Video chat visual gag: Erin and Andy's video connection keeps breaking — 'There's something wrong with my laptop. Oh! I fixed it.' [Andy's screen goes black] 'Oh! Now mine's broken. Hang on.'
Andy: Andy reacts to Erin announcing she's not coming back: 'Yeah, that's awesome. That's great.' Then he plays a sad breakup song on his ukulele.
Andy Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Andy: Andy plays '♪ Oh, baby, telephone / and tell me I'm your own ♪' on ukulele after Erin says she's not coming back.
Andy Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Jim · Oscar: Jim: 'He said "I did like Dwight"? He's gonna fire him.' Office Worker: 'No, no, I think it was more like... "I liked him, but I don't any more, 'cause he did a bad job. So I'm definitely gonna yell at him."' Jim: 'Robert doesn't talk like that.'
Jim Oscar Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Jim: 'Look, you haven't dealt with him in a while, all right? He's like Super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or som--'
Jim Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Stanley · Jim: Stanley reacting to being consulted: 'Don't talk to me.' Then: 'Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida.'
Kevin: Cookie war deliberations: Kevin suggests Darryl sing the frog song from Looney Tunes, 'Make them kiss each other. Make them kiss me! Eww.'
Kevin Character Comedy Escalation Kevin: 'What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man. Maybe Toby from two years ago.'
Kevin Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Kevin: Kevin video-chatting with Erin about her tan: 'I want you looking totally puertoriquena when I see you.'
Kevin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Kevin · Darryl · Toby: Cookie competition escalation: Kevin's hunger level negotiations — '40 boxes?' / 'Hungrier.' / '50?' / 'Hungrier.' / 'Triple digits.'
Dwight: Dwight: 'Wait, do you wanna borrow money?' — interpreting Jim's desperate 'I need to tell you one thing' as a request for a loan.
Dwight Character Comedy Misdirection Dwight · Jim: Dwight dismisses Jim's warning: 'Your pranks have never worked in the past, and they're not gonna work today.' Jim: 'Okay, first of all, they've mostly worked.'
Dwight Jim Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Dwight: Dwight: 'You might wanna get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products.'
Dwight Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Jim · Dwight: Jim pretends to bite Dwight to stop him, then accidentally hits Dwight's appendix wound: 'Oh, gross! Don't lick my hand! God, why is there so much saliva?' / 'All I had to do was think about pie, and my salivary glands did the rest.'
Jim Dwight Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Jim · Dwight: Dwight clutches his appendix wound: 'Oh, my appendix. My wound hasn't healed yet.' Jim: 'I'm sorry.' — repeated apologizing as Dwight writhes.
Jim Dwight Physical/Slapstick Cringe/Discomfort Callback Todd Packer: Todd Packer steps in to replace missing Dwight: 'Oh, look like shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't Vice President material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I've got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style.'
Robert California · Todd Packer: Todd Packer is introduced as Vice President: '...allow me to introduce the Vice President of Sabre retail — Mr. Todd Packer.' [pause] ''Sup?'
Ryan · Kelly · Phyllis: Ryan tells Kelly he updated his Tumblr to announce Erin's departure: 'Ryan, why didn't you tell me?' 'Thought you checked my Tumblr.' 'You never update it.' 'Well, I updated it.'
Jim · Dwight: Jim tries to stop Dwight by blocking his path: 'I'm not gonna let you by.' Dwight: 'Then you know what? I'm gonna have to run right through you.' Jim: 'Okay.' Dwight revs up. Jim: 'Are you really revving up? You know that doesn't work.' 'Jackie Chan!'
Jim Dwight Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Jim · Dwight: Jim tries to physically block Dwight from entering the presentation: running battle with Dwight trying to run through Jim, revving up, 'Jackie Chan!'
Kevin · Alex · Sam: Kevin's voicemail: 'Hi, this is Alex. And this is Sam. Kevin can't come to the phone right now because he's busy... With us.' Kevin (pleased): 'Perfect! Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day.'
Darryl · Toby: 'I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens.' 'Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that are also guys' names.'
Darryl Toby Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Callback Kevin · Darryl · Toby: Kevin demands: 'Now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?' Darryl: 'Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.' Toby: 'I refuse to be another man's horsey.'
Kevin: Kevin announces: 'I'll do anything!' Then sings the Michigan J. Frog song ('Hello, my baby, hello, my honey...') to Darryl and Toby.
Kevin Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Kevin · Meredith: 'I'm even gonna kiss Meredith.' [Kiss] 'That is -- Hmm. That's... so good.'
Dwight · Jim: 'Thunderslam!' — Dwight body-slams Jim to get past him, Jim crashes.
Dwight Jim Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight · Jim: Dwight vs. Jim physical confrontation: 'No! This will end now.' / 'Thunderslam!' — Dwight performs a wrestling move on Jim, Jim is temporarily incapacitated
Dwight Jim Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Jim · Dwight: Aftermath of Thunderslam: 'Anything else you need to talk about?' 'Nope. That was it.'
Jim Dwight Deadpan/Understatement Reaction Beat ★ Rewatch Callback Robert California · Todd Packer: Robert's presentation takedown of the Sabre store begins with 'What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea... and then utterly botch it in execution.' Todd Packer responds: 'If I may speak to that, I have only been Vice President of this project for the last half hour. So the man you want is Dwight Schrute.'
Robert California: Robert's presentation ambush: 'What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea, which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on, and then utterly botch it in execution.'
Todd Packer · Robert California: Dwight arrives late and immediately throws Todd Packer under the bus: 'I have only been Vice President of this project for the last half hour. So the man you want is Dwight Schrute.' / 'I don't see Dwight.' / 'He clearly had the infinite wisdom to stay as far away from this clown show as possible.'
Robert California: Robert's speech defending Todd Packer from himself: 'Whatever you do... Do not blame Todd Packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents. The society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes. But not the man. You may not cancel his soul.'
Robert California: Robert's defense of Packer: 'Whatever you do... do not blame Todd Packer... Blame his upbringing, his parents. The society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes. But not the man. You may not cancel his soul.'
Robert California · Todd Packer: Robert: 'And yet, Todd, it's you who's fired.' Todd: 'What-- I can't get fired. I'm an institution. I have been at this company for 20 years. How many of you have been here that long, huh?'
Dwight · Phyllis: Dwight returns to Scranton with Jim: 'Hey, Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida.' 'Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um-- Wow, you look great. Did you lose some weight?'
Jim · Pam: Jim and Pam reunion: 'Hey, stranger!' 'Hey!' 'Oh, I missed you.' 'I missed you.'
Jim Pam Reaction Beat Character Comedy Andy: Andy's talking head: 'I'm going to Florida to get Erin.'
Andy Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Andy: Andy's talking head spirals: 'I forgot to check my email. It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving... I thought... You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue? Yes. I am sure. Ahh! Slow computer!'
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