Jim comes to Dwight's rescue when Robert slams the plan for the Sabre Store concept. Andy discovers Erin doesn't plan to return to Scranton.
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“Last Day In Florida” ranks #151 of 183 The Office episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 72.8 — Solid. The episode packs 53 scored jokes at 2.4 per minute, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.3 on impact, with Jim landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Erin · Irene: Oh, what kind of tea is this? Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Dwight: You're like an amish return-stick.
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Dwight: Robert! I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!
Dwight Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Robert California: You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. Boing!
All Jokes — 53 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Jim · Multiple coworkers: Everyone stop what you're doing. I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us. What? He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre retail, and he's staying in Florida forever. So... He's alive. Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.
Jim · Coworker: Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead. How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.
Dwight: Don't touch my treasure. Okay? You understand?
Dwight Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Unknown character: Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure! Oh, God, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride!
Unknown character: I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure.
Oscar: That's not Dwight. No.
Oscar Deadpan/Understatement Reaction Beat Multiple characters: It's a photo of all of us. Oh, that's so sweet.
Jim · Unknown character: A dart? Are you kidding me? Who would put a poison dart-- Well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. I mean, I just have to imagine. God, I'm glad he's okay though.
Stanley: Kinda sounds like he deserved it, opening another man's treasure and all.
Stanley Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Robert California: All right! Well swung, my VIP VP.
Robert California: We are a regular Archibald and his man George.
Robert California: Trick! There's no such thing. It's not even a real English duo. Ahh! I just made you look like the Goat of Dover.
Robert California: You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. Boing!
Jim: Don't even care! This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling. It's, um... What's the word? It's not bittersweet. It's, uh... Sweet. Yeah.
Jim Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Stanley · Darryl: Would if I could and I can, so I will. Put me down for one box. Don't care what it is, dealer's choice. I'll put you down for shortbreads. Damn it!
Darryl Character Comedy Observational Darryl: All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined, and then some. When I first started selling cookies, he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.
Darryl Character Comedy Escalation Erin: Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.
Erin Character Comedy Absurdist Irene: He's a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.
Irene Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Erin · Irene: Oh, what kind of tea is this? Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Robert California: ♪ oh, the springtime thinks ♪ ♪ that it's the best ♪ ♪ fall time thinks that it's the best ♪ ♪ cold time has kind of a strut ♪ ♪ and Valentine's thinks that it's the best ♪ ♪ but gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth ♪ ♪ nothing beats the cookie season ♪ ♪ that's the truth ♪
Kevin: Why don't we split the order? It's only fair. No, wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight over me. I wanna be wined and dined and... sixty-nined.
Kevin Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Kevin · Oscar: Metaphorically sixty-nined. Ew! Perverts. No offense, Oscar.
Robert California: The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.
Dwight: Robert! I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!
Dwight Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Todd Packer: Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.
Todd Packer · Jim: Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willie? Silence. I'm just trying-- I know what you're trying to do. I don't want it. But your face does look like the guy from "Operation."
Jim · Todd Packer: It's the same guy. - That's the joke I made. - Different guy.
Todd Packer: That you look like the world's tallest hobbit.
Erin · Jim: Erin123. That's a terrible password. And you don't "make a video chat"-- You "video chat."
Erin Jim Character Comedy Observational Erin · Andy: Oh! Now mine's broken. Hang on. Oh, there we go. Aghh!
Jim: He's like Super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or som--
Jim Character Comedy Escalation Kevin: What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man.
Kevin Character Comedy Observational Kevin: If I have a question about my cookies at midnight, who am I gonna call? Darryl. Toby's probably in bed with some model.
Kevin Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Darryl: You think people are gonna buy cookies from my... Chubby daughter? Baby, if you're watching this, you're not chubby. You're beautiful.
Darryl Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Andy · Erin: Yes! This is too tan. This right here. No! This is a tan spot. I don't buy it. That is a freckle. That is not a tan.
Andy: I want you looking totally puertoriquena when I see you.
Andy Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Andy: ♪ oh, baby, telephone ♪ ♪ and tell me I'm your own ♪
Andy Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Kevin · Darryl · Toby: 50? Hungrier. You're not talking... Triple digits. Oh, yeah, I'm talking triple digits.
Darryl: ♪ hello, my baby, hello, my honey ♪ ♪ hello, my ragtime gal ♪
Darryl Character Comedy Callback Callback Dwight: You're like an amish return-stick.
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Dwight: That is the mark of a great man-- Unstoppability. Dunder Mifflin... the farm, Mose. All those things. Vanish in my rearview mirror.
Dwight Character Comedy Escalation Callback Dwight: And from what I hear, she's a-- Oh!
Dwight Physical/Slapstick Setup/Punchline Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie, and my salivary glands did the rest.
Dwight Character Comedy Absurdist Todd Packer: Oh, look like shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't Vice President material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I've got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style.
Jim Physical/Slapstick Absurdist Kevin · Darryl · Toby: Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day. I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens. Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that are also guys' names.
Toby · Darryl: This may be wrong, but there's a limit to what I would do for my child. Yeah, I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another man's horsey.
Todd Packer: Whatever you do... Do not blame Todd packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents. The society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes. But not the man. You may not cancel his soul.
Todd Packer: Are you kidding? She's the queen of the whole friggin' magilla!
Andy: You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue? Yes. I am sure. Ahh! Slow computer!
Andy Character Comedy Escalation ⏩ The part you fast-forward
Our scorer flagged 13:00-14:00 range with Andy/Erin tan discussion as the stretch with the fewest or weakest comedic moments. Everything else lands harder.
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