Character Analysis
Morbo
Played by Maurice LaMarche
33 jokes across 18 episodes of Futurama
11.6
33
7.1
6.8
Character Comedy
Morbo delivers 33 scored jokes across 18 episodes of Futurama, averaging 7.1 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 11.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Morbo Lines
Morbo:Homeless robots, too poor to afford even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits. Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.
Linda · Morbo:I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Windmills do not work that way! Good night!
Morbo:I will destroy you and your entire species if you continue to combine those words.
News Anchor · Morbo:The tragic impact destroyed the planet Klarg, along with its 50 billion inhabitants. In other news, Morbo, guess what's back? The planet Klarg? Nope! The price of Bitcoin!
News Anchor · Morbo:There were no survivors. - It takes all kinds.
All Jokes — 33 total
Linda · Morbo:-I'm glad we live here in Los Angeles. -Morbo agrees. [NEWSCASTERS LAUGH]
Morbo:Kittens give Morbo gas.
News anchor · Morbo:Terrific candidates, huh, Morbo? All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.
Morbo:Belligerent and numerous.
Morbo:May death come quickly to his enemies.
Morbo:Homeless robots, too poor to afford even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits. Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there would have to be a lot of them.
Morbo:So, humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful, indeed.
Mom · Morbo:I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media. - Violent media? What a load of...
Morbo:That's why the third graders at PS-139 are Morbo's 'Vermin of the Week.'
Morbo:How do you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat?
News Anchor · Morbo:There were no survivors. - It takes all kinds.
Morbo:I will destroy her!
Morbo:Morbo will store this in his sack for future digestion.
Morbo:Morbo is pleased but sticky.
Linda · Morbo:I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Windmills do not work that way! Good night!
Morbo · Fry:So, Fry, what do you do for a living? Me? Um... can I phone a friend?
Morbo:Water is now.... now booze, and everyone's tiddy much protally fit-shaced.
Morbo:There were no survivors.
Morbo:That's right, Linda. Water is now booze, and everyone's tiddy much protally fit-shaced.
Morbo:There were no survivors.
Morbo:This just in. Three dead in foamy plunge.
Morbo:'We interrupt your TV being off for this special bulletin.'
Linda · Morbo:The heroic robot, with no concern for his own safety, has bravely charged back into the mine. What else is on?
Morbo:Morbo is not weeping. He has a... a parasite in his eye.
Morbo:Welcome to entertainment and earth invasion tonite!
Morbo:We'll be talking with general extermulo, Who will crush the human race under his boot Unless his demands are met immediately! But first, celebrity buzz.
News Anchor · Morbo:The tragic impact destroyed the planet Klarg, along with its 50 billion inhabitants. In other news, Morbo, guess what's back? The planet Klarg? Nope! The price of Bitcoin!
Morbo:Uh, wha?!
Host · Morbo:Good Mor-night. I will destroy you and your entire species if you continue to combine those words.
Morbo:I will destroy you and your entire species if you continue to combine those words.
Morbo:This just in. I look fabulous.
Morbo:These slacks really flatter Morbo's pulsating buttocks.
Morbo:Why was I left behind?!