Summer Catalog

Swiss family ron-binson- that hat is dope.

You mind if I rock that bad larry on my dome? Wear it, on my head? Try it on the ladies?

Hi. I'm tom. I have a raccoon on my head.

Excuse me, my friend over here was digging through your trash, And I think we may have a lot in common.

Because you've been running around my hat all da-- Head all day.

Nice hat. Want to bone?

yes, I am a hunter, and it's you season

Animal on the head, Manimal in the bed.

Damn, girl, your hotness killed my raccoon.

I have a raccoon hat. I'm an interesting person.

Wow, I love that hat.

When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops, And told them people had broken into my home.

Think of the September issue of vogue, But it's more important to pawnee, mainly because we don't get vogue here.

Centerfold? Always the best part. Am I right, justin?

Damn. You broke up six weeks ago.

Isn't that that creepy guy? Morgan, the pedophile?

Come on, I didn't know that. He seemed okay. We had dinner together.

Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, jerry?

Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are.

Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We're all struggling for definition In a world that resists our inquiries.

that child looks like it's abandoned, So basically, boo.

That's a personal photo. That's-- Shouldn't be-- it must've...

I think that could actually work as our cover photo. I'm cool with it if you guys are.

why is my cup so tiny?

Happy six-month anniversary. I got you a gift. Uh, it's a chicken-salad sandwich.

Swiss army watch, mofo.

Oh, don't worry about it. He's dead. Oh, my god. Oh, no, I'm just kidding. He's sleeping.

That guy really seemed dead.

that's, like, the boy version of softball.

April threw the smoked salmon on the roof.

I'm sorry.

Maybe in your heart, you knew it was from me, But you came anyway.

There's no such thing as a city-planning emergency.

Ann-danawicz... Or merkins.

We don't have any pictures Of just the two of us. Plus, I've always said We should go on more dates with tom.

And would it kill you to maybe put on some lipstick? Do you even own lipstick?

Sweater swap. She noticed. You were right.

I thought you were dead, clarence. No, I'm gonna outlive you, then I'm gonna nail your wife.

When I say 'parks,' you say 'department.' Parks. Apartment!

I'm starving. I only had one breakfast.

I could smell it in your purse Before I even parked my car. And now it's gone, And I hate everything.

Keep slithering, keep slithering!

Do what mark's doing. He's doing great. I'm not doing anything, so...

Women, uh, need a lot of blood To--to flow through to- -to the baby cents, Which leaves less to the brain, you see.

I'd stay away from leadership roles, Uh, for your own safety.

How about 'life is a picnic...With you'? Whoa. Then it could be about a girl... Or peyton manning.

Clarence was old and weak, So I put in for a transfer, swooped, And pushed him out.

who gives a crap about this crap?

Ann, you look miserable! Terrible, terrible!

Maxim or good housekeeping? I'm not sure which one is the insult.

How could someone so hot be so bad at looking hot?

we may have to go nude.

If you're menstruating, you'll attract bears.

I just whizzed on a butterfly.

He smoked pot in the office And in all the parks constantly. It was the early '90s, but also it's ridiculous That marijuana is illegal.

I'm sorry. I can't hear hippies.

The super old one. I'm an eyebrow girl. I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off.

oh, I want water. I'm so old. I need to drink water.

Yes, exactly like that, In that I wanted it, and then I took it.

I've planted marijuana in community gardens All over the city, and it hasn't hurt anyone.

can we do one funny-face one?

Their mouths are just so old.

I call this one 'the future.' It's completely blurry.

You mean the 'unhappy wife' photos?

Hello, disgusting fragrance flap.

Seriously? You're not even gonna show me a fake? Sometimes the confidence confuses people.

Are we gonna hate each other someday?

Of course, my first act as city manager Would be to double the size of the parks department, Although I do expect a fight from ron. But I'll win.

People are idiots, leslie.

He made a bong out of a taxidermied raccoon? I caught him smoking pot out of it Not three feet from where we're standing.