The Aftermath

You hear about that chemical factory explosion outside of Colorado Springs? No. Good.

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That is what we in the show business like to call a 'cameo.'

'Cause you look good, like a solid gold candy bar!

within his remunerative body of work

Give up the butt, ladies. Give up the butt.

He's an imbecile. Well, he's our imbecile now.

I'm just surprised he's still got his shirt-- Oh, there it goes.

Don't look at me! Do not look at me in the eyes. Do not look at Mr. Jordan!

You smoke weed, right, Pete? Uh... No. Yeah, me neither. Me and you, Pete. Me and you.

Relax your balls, Pete.

Well if you ever want to piss off your parents, you come see me.

Frank Rossitano has every copy of Black Tail magazine ever published.

James Spurlock, but we call him Toofer, because with him you get a 'Two for One,' he's a black guy and a Harvard guy.

Jerry from set design. Wally, cue cards. Rupert Murdoch. Melinda Gates. Ziggy from the cartoon Ziggy.

I got a character named Biscuit. Write that up. Got another character named Raylondo, who's a two-foot tall Spanish hustler.

Got another character named Ching Chong, who loves to play Ping Pong. I just made that up right now. 'Cause that's how I flow.

Do you know that he once got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia? And that he once fell asleep on Ted Danson's roof?

He bit Dakota Fanning on the face! When you hear his version, she was kind of asking for it.

Stop falling in love with gay guys?

Glaub mir. Diese 'Advantium Microwaves' sind die beste.

The Girlie Show is now T.G.S. with Tracy Jordan?

If you say you like it, you can have some pizza. You people like pizza?

Then we could sit around and braid each other's hair until we get our periods at the same time.

Then I'll do what my father did when I was two. Lure you to the edge of the pool with a puppy, and push you in.

Freaky deakies need love too. Freaky deakies need love too.

Unh-unh. Superman does good. You're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.

Wow. That was embarrassing for you.

And I'm proud as a peacork, baby.

Right, Jenna Mulvaney? Maroney. Rhymes with Baloney.

And I'm proud as a peacock. Right, Mabaloney?

Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?

Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet? I think we got it.

Frank also loves that video of the monkey smelling his own butt.

Oh my God. I didn't use the N word, did I? Oh, no, no, no, Miss Maroney, you did not.

This is my office. Really? I see you bring a little feminine magic to everything you touch.

No, he's not your employee, he's your product.

I don't know. I'm a non-genius.

A crowd once threw a motorcycle at me.

And Toofer's just afraid of black people. Which one is Toofer? The black guy. Oh.

Son of a mother!

Paranoid? Well, that just confirms all my suspicions.

Nothing that plugs in, you guys! Nothing that could really hurt me!

Let's crash my car to see if the air-bags go off.

I got a yacht. I got a solid gold jet-ski. Two Batmobiles. The AIDS monkey's bones...

Miami, Tokyo, Denver.

Oh, that's Spanish for 'remember your mother.' No, I don't think it is.

Did you know that all the writers in that magazine are also conductors?

Grizz is driving the boat? Don't worry. He was in the Navy.

What's the deal with pudding? I'm Bill Cosby. Jell-o! Sweaters!

Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken and a chicken container.

Like chicken and a chicken container.

Por favor, no me dueles. Me llamo María.

It's Spanish for, 'Remember Your Mother.' I've taken this boat to Denver. You can have that scotch. Grizz was in the Navy!

Look how thin I look. And look how many emails I've gotten. It's not even 8:00 AM in L.A.