Rock On!

What are we gonna watch, a silent movie from your childhood?

it's clear from the stain on your top that things have gotten just a little lax around here

Oh wow, this looks like the videos Joce and I used to make.

Excuse me, Emilio! Pause. That kind of physical touch is inapprop-ri-rate.

And now they're gonna come and do it again!

A double-cassette of the 'Best Body Swaps of Sunrise Bay', Season 21

I've been asked to retrieve it for a customer with wonderful taste.

Perhaps you'd like to meet outside of work for a dinner at my place?

Fast forward! - Oh! - Jesus.

Uh oh, ladies! Somebody better call Poison Control, because tonight's gonna be... ♪ Nothin' but a good time! ♪

Because when Rikki Rockett makes direct eye contact with you during 'Talk Dirty to Me', you are gonna want to talk dirty back!

Looks like they double-booked Poison with The Doodlebops.

I didn't pump for four hours straight to get on a chartered bus to go to the end of the street and back!

No, but I can ask George to burn something on the grill.

When Condi Rice, and Sharon Stone and I, used to make our annual casino sojourn to Ho Chi Minh City, well, let's just say, toi khong bao gio thua.

And this is the only casino I haven't been banned from as an unaccompanied minor.

Sorry, I'm just distracted, there's a guy over there currently flirting with my boyfriend.

- Poor thing. - I know. No, I meant you, David.

Hm, you planning on doing some journaling?

Just when I thought it was impossible to find a thirty-something named Ken!

Get fucked Alexis!

I mean, I think it's funny 'cause when he first walked in here I was gonna help him, so to think it could've been me enjoying Ken.

Do you mean the woman who wanted to know when the soap would be back in stock? Who came in here with her husband and kids?

Hasn't stopped me before.

Oh! Oh! Oh my God, Mr. Rose! Oh!

Taking a personal photo... For my doctor.

Right, well, it was, it was a medical uh, photo, and, and uh... and you what? You text or email this right back to your doctor, I mean, what a-what an age we live in!

I wish we had gotten to the second tape in the workplace etiquette series, that had a whole chunk on Polaroids.

just uh, maybe try and find a room with a locked door?

You know what? I was going to change and then I thought, no, if my babysitter can show up wearing a crop top the size of a bib, I can wear this to a casino!

If the bus is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! Wooo! Yeah!

The pills came from Condi, so if anyone asks, you found them on the floor.

this afternoon I made some... magic brownies!

this afternoon I made some... magic brownies!

Oh Moira, we don't expect you to have one. One? At least one.

Best case scenario, you realize how good you have it with me. Worst case scenario, you realize how good you have it with me.

Mr. Rose saw me topless. - Oh! Oh! - No! No!

Well, I did just think of one thing. - Please don't! - It's more of a limerick.

Whoa! Aah! Stevie! Your friend just responded!

Yeah... I'd say her friend responded.

That hot piece from the store?

Like, Pippa Middleton, or Rihanna.

Mm, tell that to his million dollar smile, David.

Josh Groban has a thick, leather-bound binder full of them.

If you'd've told me 20 years ago I'd be standing here with an empty chip bucket, stoned out of my mind at a Doodlebops concert, I would've lit a menthol, and had a laugh.

Roland Jr.'s a huge fan of 'Wobbly Whoopsy.'

All except Charlie, but every party has a pooper.

we aging mortals are blessed with weakening eyes and memories so we don't have to really see ourselves.

If you love the number 19, you go be 19.

Good taste in motels.

No! Who knew everything would contain chicken? 'Black forest tenders.'

Hey Ted, I'll be there soon, but I just can't leave David alone right now. Yeah, no, apparently they left for dinner at seven. Radio silence.

something about his shoes just made me feel really weird, 'cause they were like, long and pointy, but then... Squared off at the toe. Yes!

We all still like it, right?

It's really short. ♪ Every rose has its thorn ♪