Character Analysis
John
Played by John
8 jokes across 1 episodes of Schitt's Creek
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by John
John's champagne fantasy: 'And then we can buy a case of champagne to wash it down with'
John's comparison: 'you spent more than that on wigs that year'
John's final assessment: 'Your sister is a cheap-ass'
John's pragmatic plea: 'That cheque could pay for fumigation. Better yet, we could move to a place that doesn't have bed bugs'
Moira frantically screaming about something crawling up her leg that turns out to be invisible
All Jokes — 8 total
Moira frantically screaming about something crawling up her leg that turns out to be invisible
John's deadpan response: 'Oh, we don't have bed bugs' with complete certainty about their terrible accommodations
John's passive-aggressive introduction: 'Come say hi to your Aunt Dee Dee. Better hurry before she disappears for another decade'
John's pragmatic plea: 'That cheque could pay for fumigation. Better yet, we could move to a place that doesn't have bed bugs'
John's comparison: 'you spent more than that on wigs that year'
John's champagne fantasy: 'And then we can buy a case of champagne to wash it down with'
The check amount reveal - Dee Dee 'missed a zero' or two
John's final assessment: 'Your sister is a cheap-ass'