Ben Franklin

Dwight:For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.

Dwight:How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

Dwight:There's nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.

Dwight:Ooops. Break's over.

Andy:All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. Took me forever.

Andy:I called it myself. Just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring.

Andy:I'd just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you. I feel I have a lot to learn from you, even though you are younger and have less experience.

Andy:Andy and the Tuna.

Jim:Andy and the Tuna...

Jim:I miss Dwight.

Jim:Congratulations, universe. You win.

Michael:Was- the top salesman. I said, 'was'.

Michael · Jim:Addition by subtraction. What does that even mean? That is impossible. Yeah, you're right.

Michael:Addition by addition.

Michael · Oscar:How was your gay-cation? That's very funny. Yeah, I thought of that like two seconds after you left.

Andy · Jim:TGI Wednesday. Am I right? Yeap. Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my Lost on.

Andy:I'll take that as a 'Maybe'

Andy · Jim:Where're you going? Bathroom. Oh, I'm about to go to kitchen. I'll walk with you.

Andy:Things are going pretty good. Getting a lot of face time with the boss.

Oscar · Angela:Because I'm gay. No- no- Certain events have transpired, and I've thought about certain things.

Kevin · Angela:Can I join too? Never.

Pam · Michael:Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight. Really? It was very nice of him.

Andy · Michael:Feel ya, dawg. Yeah, do you? Absolutely. What did I say?

Michael:He's always up in my bid-ness, which is Ebonics for 'being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.'

Michael:Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexicanness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity.

Michael:So, Phyllis? I want you to go find firecrackers and a chihuahua.

Oscar · Michael:Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey, into the office, like Pepe? Ah, a burro, of course. If Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one.

Andy:I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all.

Andy:I think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. Got my rod here.

Jim:Each file is password-protected with a different mythical creature, so...

Jim:Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv something? Andy is like Marv something.

Jim · Ryan:Do you want to pull a prank on Andy? Not right now. But ask me again ten years ago.

Jim · Ryan:I liked you better as the temp. Me too.

Jim · Michael:Oh sure. We talk all the time. Really? No. Don't- Don't do that. That's not nice.

Michael:Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality, and a lot of times, when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.

Dwight:Have you heard of paper? It's gonna be like that, huh? I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.

Jim · Pam:Would you like to pull a prank on Andy? I'm kind of in the middle of ... yes, please.

Andy:Large Tuna, have you seen my cell phone device?

Andy:[Phone ringing in ceiling - Andy looking around confused]

Jim · Andy:You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling. You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling!

Jim · Pam:Oh my god. That's half-inch drywall. I think we broke his brain.

Andy:Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

Michael · Dwight:You should come back. Please. I don't want to do your laundry anymore.

Jim · Pam:Do you still have feelings for her? [pause] Yes.

Michael:I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.