The Bachelor Party

my t-shirt is missing the 'with'

Oh, no, I had yours custom-made.

putting me in charge of your joint bachelor party was a big mistake, right?

David sent me a seven-page e-mail with the subject line, 'The Bachelor Party of My Dreams'

Wow, that's bleak.

isn't that a Jodie Foster movie?

You lost me at fun group game.

Your family hasn't responded to a single email, so they will be doing what we tell them to do.

Dramatic effect. Symbolism.

when one door closes, the floodgates open

Radio, yes. Voiceover work is every actor's dream.

you're not waiting on a famous person. She's already arrived!

I got a hot little BLT over at the café and I don't wanna keep her waitin'.

Well, they haven't heard the idea yet.

I'm pretty sure I can keep this one to myself.

if the local papers ask me about the rumour that you might be getting a phone call...

What could have possibly distracted you enough to do that to yourself?

if you're talking about your style, we can bring it back to life.

I would argue that you still have your memories.

there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time

Jo Foster once screened it for me privately and I would like to keep that memory safe.

It's an escape room followed by a really sad reception

You're waiting on a call from him, too?

You mean Mike Morrison. / You're waiting on a call from him, too?

Mike Morrison called?!

Uh, Johnny Rose calling you back. Uh, bye.

I don't think you mentioned your name.

Well, there'll be nothing flat about my performance.

Oh, that's a touch uninspired. Alexis?

I haven't showered in like two days. Is this the lowest point of my life?

Is anyone else not getting a signal in here?

how 'bout you shh for a sec

how about half of us do the escape room, and then the other half of us get a table at the bar?

for some reason, thinks this is gonna be... fun!

Well, I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say I hope we escape very quickly.

This is a Galapagos-themed room!

What?!

Don't worry, I'm also in the Guild.

Like, some people's minds just don't work like this.

I did tell you to wear sensible heels today, and I'm not sure this outfit is entirely appropriate.

Trust me, Stavros and I used to make out in his parents' aviary.

No, the finch. Second row, in the middle.

Blow harder, David! / Oh my God, you blow on them! You blow on the circles then!

You're only saying that because you got one right!

You can use my phone, John! / You still have your phone?! / We all have our phones!

Candle.

My friend Prairie got one tattooed on her lower-back in seventh grade.

I have something... / Hi, just reminding you that you can't bail on the escape room thing, even though all of us want... / I actually wanna hear that one.

So, for someone who is all about signs, what do you think it meant that you were the one that got us out of the Galapagos?

being in a high-pressure situation, with time running out and a lot of people yelling at me, it just like... made me feel like myself again.

No, I watched you slowly kill it.

I was tracking the metaphor

I was tracking the metaphor

with his pecuniary savvy and intrepidation has turned what began as a katzenjammer of a day

Well, we did say no speeches, so... / Guess they listened.

Well, we did say no speeches, so...

whoever chose those photos, they were not approved.