The Pitch

8:15. Roland still isn't here yet. You know if we're a half hour late for this pitch meeting we'll be laughed out of the room.

Mr. Rose, you're stressing me out. And I just chugged a bottle of CBD oil.

Help? - I said support, dear.

There is a jet? Can I come? - I already asked. - I'll swap out with someone.

Johnny, woo! Look at me. I'm you. I can't believe your suit fits me, we're completely different sizes. And I have a much more athletic build.

He looks the same age as the day I met him. - Oh, I'm sure he's just as handsome as he's ever been.

Rollie, there's mints in your pocket, there was a lot of onions in the omelette.

Goodbye, my conquistadors! We are all relying on you... No! We're cheering you on!

Can we maybe stop with the drum circle? Just-I'm just not feeling great. Are private planes always that bumpy?

Agree? - Agree. - Sure.

Uh, do you know if there is water where we're going? 'Cause I just got a sudden case of dry mouth.

What? - Yeah, unfortunately, he had to board a flight last night to Johannesburg, but he sends his best. - Um, we can always wait 'til he gets back. - He's there for a week.

my parents used to take me to Rose Video all the time when I was a kid. - Oh. - I always loved the free popcorn. Nice touch.

I like your offices. Office.

You see a few cherished items being neatly folded into a piece of luggage and you immediately leap to conclusions.

God forbid I find myself once again being forcefully evacuated and given no time to do a thorough sweep.

Alexis, let's not count our poultry before it's incubated

I forgot my wallet and keys and phone. Wait. Why-why are you doing that? - Um, apparently when dad signs the deal, we are moving to New York. - What? Well, who's moving to New York? - Mom and Dad. And me. - And nobody thought to include me in this plan?

Okay. You would have no way of knowing this, but usually when someone sends a jet for you, it means he's very interested. Trust me. And Tiger Woods.

Oh, David, you try finding an affordable one-bedroom in a place that's not Atlantic City.

Oh my God, your bedroom would have one of those little beds that comes down from the wall.

Well, good afternoon, everyone. I'd like to say, long time no see, but Mike's not here and we've just met.

Hope the jet was Johnny Rose approved. - Oh. - Although I guess at this point, coach would be Johnny Rose approved? - Quite the tumble you took there, Johnny.

Could have happened to any one of us. But thank you for flying us in today.

you might be thinking to yourself these motels are small, how and why should I... We invest? Well, that's a good question. - I should hope so. It's why we're all here.

Reinvigoration. [screen freezes] Um, should I just wait until it unfreezes?

Billion dollar company and none of us can stop technology from cacking out, am I right?

What are you guys pumpin' in here, pollen? Do you mind if I have some of that water there, please. - Jesus. - Oh gosh! - Roland! What are you doing? - What?

Oh gals! You shouldn't have. - Jocelyn, are we now moonlighting as town crier? - Oh, no, Moira... - Cheeky gawpus you.

Our husbands, at my husband's direction, are currently in New York City, vending their business to the corporate cognizant.

Hence our impending move to the Big Red Delicious.

Grace! Our timorous grinagog. I think I'll miss you most of all.

It looks like three cartoon heads exploding. - Well, then they're blowing people's minds. What's the concern?

The deal has to happen. Because it has to. Because there is no alternative. Okay? It's as simple as that.

I don't know, are you? - No. But you can share my muffin. - Seriously. What took you so long?

One of them was featured in season 3 of 'Sex and the City'.

I thought you'd be excited. Would half a muffin help? - I'm not sure. - I'm not sure. - Okay. Y-you took it so that's a good sign.

Well, motels are small hotels without the golf courses in case you... Well, good-good-good. So you're familiar at least.

My family and I have been staying in a motel for the past three years. And I wouldn't trade our stay there for anything.

Johnny, even I was impressed, and I thought you had blown it for all of us. Didn't you have a briefcase?

What was in that briefcase anyway? - Nothing. You told me to look intimidating. So I brought a briefcase.

First a video store, now a motel chain. What? He wants to reinvent the pager next?

Do you people know what it took for Johnny Rose to come back and do this? After being away for all that time? Shame on you. Shame on all of you.

Okay. I just realized you guys are flying us home. So I apologize for my outburst, but I don't regret it.

The man's a legend.

To Whom It May Concern: There's a man out there, my husband, he's out there trying to build back what we've lost. And... I'm sorry; 5'10', slow talker...

John, we're here for you. Oh, Alexis your hands as dry as an autumn leaf. - Eww.

I really shouldn't be saying this on company soil, but two of the junior partners and I are in the process of starting our own firm.

It's like 'Deal or No Deal', but with the rest of our lives.

So you're like a businesswoman now. - Damn right I am. - I sealed the deal. It was really me.

We only have Zampagne. - Zampagne for all!