Counseling

Pam:We signed Ceecee for the staycare, it's on the other side of town

Michael:Well, I guess it's not an evil idea, It's just a regular idea, but there's no Good laugh for a regular idea

Pam:Were you painting in the dark?

Jim:These are actually forks and knives from the break room

Dwight:To a child's imagination that's mister fork, And lieutenant knife, and miss fork

Dwight:And a soy sauce packet. That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed

Dwight:We come fully equipped with a restroom, Feeding trough, play bucket

Dwight:No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible

Jim:Prove it

Michael:This is the worst! You are the worst. I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it!

Michael:Worse than hell

Michael:did your mom ever see you naked?

Michael:So you can molest me?

Dwight:Boycott the steamtown mall! Everyone, you heard me. Cancel all your business with the steamtown mall!

Kevin:America's one big mall

Toby:the walk from the yogurt shop To my car, after I drop My daughter off on Sunday afternoons

Jim:He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid

Andy:I can't do this. I don't have this sales gene or whatever it is

Andy:I guess that's fair

Jim:While using the 'f' word?

Dwight:they're appearancist!

Dwight:You guys know me, you know that I'm... Not one for fancy things

Dwight:to get his blood pressure at the rite aid

Dwight:they started taking pictures of me With their mobile phones

Kelly:You need to go back there, and you need to Pretty woman their asses

Kelly:What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out

Jim:Did you assume that I would automatically side With the rich, snobby shop owner?

Michael:One hour. We've done one hour

Michael:Be careful what you wish for, Toby

Michael:this sex worker, who is the protagonist... That can't be right

Andy · Kelly:big mistake. Huge.

Pam:I'm the office administrator!

Michael:When I was sitting at the table, Eating my penis... I mean peas

Michael:I was probed. By an alien life force. An a.L.F. Alf

Michael:You never see the lower half, But there's a lower half

Pam:$41,000, I think... $41,500

Jim:Before me stands your coworker, Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight, show them all sides, turn around

Dwight:Wait, less matching to appear more rich?

Dwight:Can I say, 'good month?'

Michael:And I was raised by wolves. I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being

Michael:Wait, is it a full moon tonight?

Erin:Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful And you don't ever get to see your pictures

Michael · Toby:Jeff was my mother's boyfriend, Who she married... So her husband and your stepdad... Yeah, I guess I never thought of it that way

Michael:They took the pitcher Out of the game, and I felt really bad Because the pitcher wasn't going to be able to play With his friends anymore

Michael:I was afraid I would find him In the park playing with another kid... To find a kid he liked better

Michael:You couldn't help your marriage

Pam:if I can pull this off, It will be the scam of all scams. And yet, very helpful to everyone

Toby:at risk for homicidal behavior

Pam:Say that I'm lying, or say I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe

Gabe:Statements of such a nature, While they have their place, are overused In a competitive business environment

Pam:You play the opponent, not the cards

Store Clerk:The bloodstained hands

Dwight:It was beet juice. I'm a beet farmer

Dwight:You made a big mistake! Huge!

Michael:Why is Angela taller than Dwight?