Trivia

Kevin · Oscar:Kevin saying 'Oh yeah' every time he eats a candy bar, Oscar calling him out, and Kevin being unable to stop himself — doing it again immediately after being confronted

Unknown:'It was a raccoon eating a hamburger like a person!'

Unknown · Andy:Someone singing '♪ I'ma love you downstairs tonight ♪' during the group distraction purge, repeated despite Andy's attempts to move on

Kevin:'You can write a book about chairs.' — Kevin's answer to 'What else can be done with paper?'

Andy:Andy getting increasingly unhinged about the concept of infinity as a sales pitch: 'There is an INFINITY of things you can do with paper!'

Andy:'Let's get high on our own supply!' — Andy pitching the office to buy their own paper

Andy:'...and, the next quarter, I need to sell the $2,200 of paper that's in my garage.'

Dwight:Dwight's talking head: 'Animals, machines, vast virtual armies. All of these things I have successfully managed. The only thing I haven't managed is people.'

Dwight:'So, like a Spanish conquistador, I have come to Florida to claim what is rightfully mine.'

Dwight:'I'm not here to be given anything. I'm here to take what is mine.'

Dwight · Gabe:Dwight to Gabe: 'Impressive office you have here. Surrounded by shrubbery, like a squirrel's office.'

Gabe:Gabe's talking head: 'Scranton says, go back down to Florida. So, Tuesdays and Thursdays I'm up there. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays I'm down here. I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.'

Robert California · Dwight:Robert California: 'I don't know what's worse, the trip or the destination.' — on Dwight's drive to Florida

Andy · Oscar:Andy's plan to make a fake accounting error: 'So make that error!' — Oscar refuses because it's not his kind of thing, Andy says 'I know that making errors sounds like your kind of thing'

Oscar:Oscar's dramatic refusal to cook the books — then revealing he's skipping out to go to 'Triviocalypse'

Oscar · Andy:'It's only the biggest night of trivia of the year. There's a $1,000 prize.' / 'What?' — Andy's total confusion at the word 'Triviocalypse'

Andy · Jim · Others:Andy interrupting Oscar's trivia bar story: 'Stop right there. I love it.' / 'I'm in.' — before Oscar even finishes explaining

Andy:'I'm so psyched you guys are into it because I thought, I was like, this sounds really stupid.' — Andy admitting his own plan was stupid only after everyone agreed

Dwight · Gabe:Dwight to Gabe: 'Gabe, I always wondered what it is you do around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.'

Dwight:Dwight's talking head: 'CEO to COO, what a difference a letter makes.'

Gabe:Gabe: 'He has me toilet a lot of people for him.' — using 'toilet' as a verb

Robert California · Gabe:Robert California calling Gabe on the 'hallway phone' with instructions to manage Dwight — 'Make him feel valued, make him feel heard.' / 'Your wish is my command.' / 'It's a command.'

Andy · Oscar:Andy shows up at the bar: 'How would you like to be captain of the Dunder-Mifflin team? Although I reserve the right to overrule you.'

Jim:'There were times on the 2 1/2 hour drive when I experienced doubt.'

Andy · Oscar:Andy's response to 'What does this say about you?' — 'That I believe in my staff's intelligence and that I'm willing to try anything.' / Oscar: 'Not anything.'

Andy · Oscar · Kevin · Meredith · Kelly · Erin:The team self-sorting into A-team, Backup, and 'Good-timers' — with clear visual implication that Kevin and other weak players self-select into the good-timers group

Unknown:'Go on, kid. You know you don't belong here.' — someone being sent from A-team to backup

Andy · Others:Dwight's A-team reaction beat: 'Except...' followed by an implied long pause at [10:08]

Ryan:A-team's Ray Charles answer: 'Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer, where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty. Alaska?'

Kevin:Kevin's reasoning for what blind people think about: 'Oh, what do blind people think about? Okay, dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness.'

Dwight · Gabe:Dwight confronting the 'fire' excuse: 'There're no fires within eight miles of here.' / Gabe: 'Well, it's nine miles away.'

Trivia Host:Trivia host's question: NBA sixth man of the year 2011, framed as 'you're not an All-Star of the NBA, but you did get your game on'

Darryl · Jim:Darryl: 'That doesn't sound right. I want to say Ladameon Washington.' / Jim: 'Wrong, for so many reasons.'

Ryan:Ryan: 'Well, I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?'

Darryl:Darryl: 'That's it, I'm going to go watch the boats on the river.'

Kelly:Kelly's triumphant explanation: 'Lamar winning sixth man was a big storyline on Khloé and Lamar.'

Kelly:'Ryan is MSNBC. I'm E!, TLC, and Oxygen.' — Kelly assigning TV network identities to team members

Gabe · Dwight:Gabe's smile during Dwight's pitch — 'What's with the smile?' / 'You're doing great. You know, so good.'

Oscar · Kevin:Kevin checking his phone during trivia: 'I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account.'

Kevin:Kevin: 'I can't not... touch it.' / 'I want to be with my phone.'

Andy:Scoreboard reveal: 'Dunder-Mifflin A-team has four points.' followed by 'So, the best chance of hitting our mark is now in the hands and brains of Kevin, Meredith, Erin, and Kelly.'

Trivia Host:Team names at the trivia: 'Aesop's Foibles,' 'The Queerenstein Bears,' 'Dunder-Mifflin A-team'

Andy:Andy's talking head: 'Do I like these odds? My answer is no.'

Trivia Host:Einstein question reveal: 'Who was the relatively unknown patent clerk who discovered E=MC²?' — everyone gets a point except the team called The Einsteins

Einstein Team Member:Einsteins ring the bell for Salman Rushdie but one member says 'What? I did my part, babe. I'm just the bell girl.'

Kevin · Erin:Kevin hits the bell immediately on 'On a square-rigged ship...' — gets the answer 'flying jib' before anyone processes the question

Robert California:Robert California wrestling Stu in his condo when Dwight arrives — 'One nine-minute bout is the cardiovascular equivalent of running uphill for three hours.'

Robert California:Robert's analysis: 'One nine-minute bout is a cardiovascular equivalent of running uphill for three hours. I could go to this gym three times a week, or I can wrestle Stu once a month.'

Kevin:ADHD vs. dyslexia trivia answer — Kevin confidently buzzes in 'ADHD' and is wrong; correct answer is dyslexia

Robert California:Robert to Dwight, eating an Oreo: 'They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?'

Dwight · Robert California:Dwight's riddle pitch: 'A manager, a salesman, a leader, and a warrior walk into a restaurant. The hostess says, table for one?' — Robert solves it immediately

Robert California:Robert California: 'Florida is America's basement. It's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.'

Robert California · Dwight:Robert: 'Alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight. You know that, right?' / Dwight: 'N... it's complicated.'

Dwight:Dwight about the medal: 'It's a job interview, not a flea market.'

Trivia Host:Trivia host: 'I hope you're ready to play doctor.' — on the health question round

Kevin:Kevin immediately answers 'The standard American analog scale has a maximum capacity of what weight?' with '300 pounds!'

Kevin · Meredith:The obscure French film question — answered correctly by the B-team because 'Marie Cotillard exposes herself a number of times in that film.'

Andy:Andy's closing speech: 'here's a piece of trivia... A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So, if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are, you just might catch one.'

Andy · Oscar · Team:The office discovers the bar is hosting the Stonewall Alliance Trivia Championships with a $4,500 prize — four times what they expected

Andy:Andy: 'Let's just do our thing, collect our hardware and get the hell home.' — when they discover it's a championship

Kevin · Meredith · Erin · Kelly:Final montage: The B-team rattling off answers — 'Riboflavin.' / 'Michigan.' / 'POTUS.' / 'John Steinbeck wrote The Grapes of Wrath.' — with total confidence