Clark brings an espresso maker to the office. Dwight and Clark pretend to be a father-and-son to land a sale. Darryl goes on an interview at Jim's company, where Pam drops by unexpectedly.
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“Suit Warehouse” ranks #128 of 183 The Office episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 75.5 — Great. The episode packs 56 scored jokes at 2.5 per minute, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.5 on impact, with Dwight landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dwight: Ever since he was a little kid, and he got caught saving 'treats' from the kitty litter box. Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going, 'Please, kitty, may I have some more?'
Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Clark: You got me! I used to collect them. Why? Each one is very different, like a snowflake.
Clark Character Comedy Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Clark: I mean, he's like a serial killer of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right off. It was sick. It was his birthday. Just turned three.
Clark Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Misdirection ★ Rewatch Clark: Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.
Clark Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Clark · Dwight: Like the time that you got drunk and killed those kids on their way to prom. That never happened. He's always been a liar.
Clark Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 56 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dwight: Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likeable winner that was doted upon by Mom. Whoo-hoo!
Dwight Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dwight: And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong.
Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, 'cause it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky, Paper Brothers for Hire.
Dwight Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Dwight: Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great-great-grandmother who died of stupidity.
Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dwight: Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings?
Dwight Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Dwight: You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.
Dwight Character Comedy Absurdist Dwight · Jim: A hundred and eighty. Um, that comes to 25 minutes. Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim. Yes, I am better than you.
Darryl: Oh, my God! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here.
Darryl Observational Character Comedy Erin: I haven't been trained for this.
Erin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Clark: It was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar, like you might think. It was like a swarm of bees.
Clark Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Clark: Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.
Clark Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Meredith: Like my mom used to say, 'Talk classy. Act nasty.'
Meredith Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Meredith: What? Is it on backwards?
Angela: Always with the friends, Oscar. Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?
Angela Character Comedy Observational Oscar: Actually, it's pronounced espresso. Wait, that's what you said. I apologize. I just assumed you would mispronounce it, so...
Oscar Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Clark: If it will lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.
Clark Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Erin: I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens.
Erin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Callback Pam: Really! You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he's basically Gumby with hair.
Pam Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Clark: He calls me Clarky 'cause he's my dad.
Clark Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Clark: I mean, he's like a serial killer of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right off. It was sick. It was his birthday. Just turned three.
Clark Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Misdirection ★ Rewatch Jim: Yeah, we're aware of what it means, Oscar. You just do not look cool saying it.
Jim Character Comedy Observational Jim: Man, the last time I talked months was, like, a million weeks ago.
Darryl: Jim, you've got a real Facebook energy going on here, man. You Zuckerberg'ed this place out.
Darryl Observational Character Comedy Dwight: Well, things between me and Clark are good, not great. In fact, I will say that they're not even good, really. They're bad. Like you and your son.
Dwight Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Clark: I sure was, just like he taught me. Looking cool.
Clark Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Darryl: If this company is going down, I want to go down on it. With it, I want to go down with it.
Darryl Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Erin: I don't want to be a busybody, but I don't want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones, busybody, lazybones. Ah! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now. It's insane!
Erin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Multiple: One! Two! Three! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Stop it!
Multiple Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Dwight: Oh, his last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam's apple like the prow of a ship. Thumbs like a lowland gorilla.
Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Clark · Dwight: Like the time that you got drunk and killed those kids on their way to prom. That never happened. He's always been a liar.
Clark Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Dwight: Ever since he was a little kid, and he got caught saving 'treats' from the kitty litter box. Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going, 'Please, kitty, may I have some more?'
Dwight Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.
Dwight Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Jim: Mandate. Always think of two men on a date.
Jim Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Jim: I have gay friends. One gay friend. Oscar.
Jim Character Comedy Observational Jim: Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked.
Erin: When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.
Erin Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Callback Pete: Pam! Pam! Look out! Erin's gunning for your job!
Pete Character Comedy Observational Callback Pam: Well, that's funny, 'cause I think of him as working part-time in Philadelphia.
Pam Character Comedy Observational Darryl: I think it would be like... You know what? I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot, perfecto.
Darryl Character Comedy Observational Pam: They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop.
Pam Observational Visual Gag Pam · Darryl: It's like, if I put a glass of milk on the edge of a table, and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece. So, I'm like a three-year-old girl in this scenario?
Pam: Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York, or Paris, or London. Who needs it? Not us.
Pam Character Comedy Observational Darryl: Yes! I love Philly! 215 or die! Come on, man!
Darryl Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Callback Angela: It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really, really hot in here. It's insane! They need to turn the AC on year-round. January too!
Angela Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick Callback Angela: I don't get the point of this stupid window!
Angela Character Comedy Escalation Callback Clark · Sam: That's why his face always breaks out. Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher?
Dwight: Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life at Riker's Island.
Dwight Character Comedy Observational Clark: That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Cartograph much?
Clark Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Stanley: Everyone, now that we have all this energy, why don't we move the copier into the annex like we've always wanted to?
Stanley Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Callback Stanley: It's beautiful! Hardwood! I always knew it was down here. I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.
Stanley Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Darryl: Killed their fish, and they still hired me! That's how you do that, baby!
Darryl Character Comedy Callback Callback Kevin: Well, I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.
Kevin Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Creed: I saw the leaves twitch.
Creed Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Jim: And you closed it. The boys are back in town!
Jim Character Comedy Observational Clark: You got me! I used to collect them. Why? Each one is very different, like a snowflake.
Clark Character Comedy Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Erin: You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened!
Erin Character Comedy Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback ⏩ The part you fast-forward
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