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Well, how's that for timing! We both stepped out exactly together.

Oh my God, is that David?

Do you think I'd allow someone to buy that car for me?

Um, very unclear on the 'we' part of that sentence.

There's a button missing on your jacket. What? Oh ew, you poor thing.

We have a limit as to how much you can charge without actually making any effort to pay.

I have dated enough Wall Street losers to know that 'making things liquid' is not a good thing!

I just had to use my unemployment check this month to pay for all the raw milk that 'we' ordered.

No, I can't type, and I don't care to relive my days as a secretary.

The top eleven photographs of Moira Rose with future murder suspects.

That was the one time he let me play with his hair. It was a sunny aft... you know, I shouldn't have to explain myself.

I mean, I've always had clean, radiant skin, but I'm an anomaly.

I don't even wear good socks in here!

See David, this is what happens when you wash your face with a bar of motel hand soap!

If someone has to find naked pictures of me, better you than a stranger in a storm cellar!

Um, are you sure you're not thinking of mine?

Three words I thought I'd only have to type if I was held at gunpoint.

I'd argue that moment happens daily.

Okay, try 'effervescence.' No, I'm sorry, 'small umbrella.' No wait, 'Siamese eels.'

Can no one find nude photos of me on the Internet?!

My Uncle Ken only has three fingers now, which is too bad, because he's deaf, and he only speaks using sign language, but... He made his choices.

No, no, don't worry, because then I would have to pay you back, which is gonna be hard because my entire family is broke, and we can't afford to eat right now, so.

That would be uncomfortable accepting free money. No, no, you'd be working. Doing her job, and I would pay you for it. Oh!

That's the situation you never thought you'd be in?

Like when you were taking your harpsichord lessons, and I would drive you. I was seven.

Well, believe it or not, this is actually not the most awkward parent/son request I've gotten today, so...

Well, I was trying to give you a hug. I-I get the gesture. I should've undone the seatbelt.

Well, you've seen me text.

I'm loving this Q and A, but I think what's important right now, is my positive attitude. And I don't wanna brag, but 'Us Weekly' once described me as 'up for anything.'

Yes, it's my character from 'Sunrise Bay,' but it's been put on the body of what I can only assume is an Indonesian lady boy.

That's your face. Yes, it's my character from 'Sunrise Bay,' but it's been put on the body of what I can only assume is an Indonesian lady boy.

I thought maybe you just had a tan.

I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret. It's a new feeling for me, and I don't find it at all pleasurable.

And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae, and Callipygian ass, while I had them.

Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, 'oh, I'm too spooky.' Or, 'nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.'

Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and tragically, they won't be there.

It's actually just 'pin,' you don't have to say, 'pin number,' that's redundant.

Okay, can you just take a... take a big step! Thank you so much!

He keeps saying pin number.

Oh, which teller? Because it's only me and Carol here.

So if you could help me help him, that would be a wonderful thing.

So if you could help me help him, that would be a wonderful thing.

Sir, you just said your pin out loud. So I suggest you pick another one.

Ted also proposed to you twice, so I'd say Ted's decision making skills are a little suspect.

He asked me several questions, most of which I answered.

My button! Things are looking up!

My deepest condolences? I know things have been tough lately, but I'm here for you, and hope this helps. Love, Alexis.

Was there supposed to be something in here? In where? In the card. What do you mean? Oh, it's just the card.

David, Dad's poor right now! He's not poor anymore! Because someone gave him more than a cheap card!

They say it's through our children that we stay young. But I haven't seen much effort on their part.

Now how do I get this on the Internet? John!