Viewing Party

Jim:Just say copies. Why do you have to drag cats into this?

Unknown:It's pronounced 'wacko.'

Unknown:I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone.

Michael:Grandpa, where were you the day the Scranton Strangler was caught? Well, I was there, kiddo. I was there.

Michael:you go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.

Michael:The invalid.

Erin:Take Gabe, take Michael, you make 'Gaymike.'

Angela:Of all feelings, to base a show around glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.

Angela:Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.

Kevin · Michael:No, he's not the boss. Why did you just say he was the boss? 'Cause you're the boss.

Michael:I just have a different lifestyle. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So, I'll get a glass of sangria, sit down in front of the TV, my bag of vegetables... Before you know it, I'm ready for bed.

Gabe · Kevin:Imagine one instant of a song expanded to be the size of the universe. I can't even do that.

Pam:And if it doesn't stop soon, I am gonna be up all night.

Michael:Which one's Glee?

Michael:Turn it up to 11. Come on, Michael. Spinal cord.

Michael:Pam, I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. And if I ever start acting like that weenie, Gabe, I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me, like, 100 times in the groin till I'm dead, okay?

Creed:They say that 15 Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Genghis Khan just using this stuff.

Michael:Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.

Dwight:In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.

Kevin:And I'd blow your mind.

Erin:Was it worth it, Jim? 'Cause we missed it.

Dwight:Just go to Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suet, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do, really. Tie a piece of string to it, tie the other end to her toe, pop the suet in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.

Kevin:I just ate an entire seahorse. I have to admit, I did not think it was gonna work, but it's totally working. I feel exactly like a seahorse.

Gabe:So, these are pizza dogs. These aren't pigs in a blanket, per se.

Michael:That's what she said.

Dwight · Jim:I've always considered us to be very good friends. Great friends.

Dwight:Surprise me. No. Pepperoni.

Creed:Better than English. (IN MOCK MANDARIN)

Andy:You're four seasons in a day.

Pam:Just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as you happen to be moving the pizza six inches this way, and he happens to be biting it.

Dwight:She needs to be serviced.

Dwight:She is in heat. She will eat your face off.

Kevin:I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket in a blanket.

Phyllis:The first time we saw each other naked, we didn't even make love. We just stared at each other until we fell asleep. It was magical.

Michael:He's a weird, little, skeevy guy with no waist.

Erin:I hate your roof. I'll raise the roof.

Michael:If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.

Kevin:How much? I don't know. It's powdered, so... Like, four or five, I don't know.

Kevin:That's so beautiful.

Angela:Are you gonna quiet that baby or do I have to?