Work Bus

Andy:Andy presents 'Summer Softball Epic Fails' - a compilation video of their team's mistakes

Oscar:Oscar: 'A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? Do I look like Bob Saget?'

Pete · Clark:Pete and Clark doing mock introductions: 'Hi, I'm Pete! Puberty is such a drag, man.' 'And I'm Clark, I like to eat toilet paper.'

Andy:Andy suddenly shifts to a 'solemn moment to remember Jerry in the warehouse, who passed away this year'

Oscar · Andy:Oscar: 'That was just normal video with you making vulgar noises.' Andy: 'Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar.'

Jim:Jim's overthinking of protecting Pam: 'Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers... Wham! You've got to go through me first!'

Andy:Andy's hourglass monologue with baroque dependent clauses while refusing to pause the timer

Andy:Andy: 'A baby what? A human?'

Andy:Andy's paranoid response: 'Fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.'

Andy:Andy's talking head: 'If she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah, I'll sign that.'

Meredith:Meredith: 'I already ditched my uterus, and I ain't losing any more good parts!'

Stanley:Stanley's enthusiastic 'A week off, that'd be great' in response to shutting down the office

Jim:Jim microwaving one kernel of popcorn to 'get his wife a week off from work'

Dwight:Dwight's superhero justification: 'Most of my childhood heroes got their powers that way'

Dwight:Dwight: 'Breast pain.' 'No knobbies, no probbies.'

Dwight:Dwight's pause at 'infertility' and uncertain 'Yeah, right'

Jim:Jim discovering the popcorn has 'crowned' - some kernels have popped

Jim · Pam:Pam asking about 'Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also' and the specific pie order negotiation

Narrator:Work Bus promotional video's corporate speak: 'In this age of belt-tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done'

Kevin · Others:Kevin getting stuck and the 'Lose weight!' 'I'm trying, sorry' exchange

Toby:Toby: 'I wish! No, I made some short lists, I had a couple of sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone.'

Andy · Phyllis:Andy's medical circulation excuse met with 'Boy, I will hammerspank your rear'

Pam · Jim:Pam getting covered in coffee and the awkward aftermath

Jim:Jim's talking head: 'Really? Smirking? What can I say? I love justice.'

Andy:Andy's response to pie demands: 'All right! The fat people have spoken!'

Unknown:Bus driving away while someone is still outside with 'Stop. Come back. Too late.'

Pam:Pam's shabooya roll call: 'My name is Pam / I like to paint / You think you're better? / Oh, no, you ain't!'

Kevin:Kevin's shabooya: 'My name is Kevin / That is my name / They call me Kevin / 'Cause that's my name'

Kevin:Kevin suddenly doing complex pie math in his head vs struggling with simple salad math

Dwight · Jim:Dwight's breakdown: 'You win, Jim! You win... You are the alpha male... go buy the whole world a pie!' 'That's impossible.'

Dwight:Dwight abandoning them at the gas station

Dwight:Dwight's fertility confession: 'I'm barren, Jim. My trouser hives are void of honey.'

Dwight:Dwight: 'I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch, neutered by my own building.'

Jim · Dwight:Jim's prank reveal: 'Dwight, that was a prank.' Dwight: 'That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done.'

Andy:Andy on Toby's letter: 'It's inaccurate, dishonest, and in a word, dong water.'

Jim · Dwight:Jim's inappropriate fertility questions to Dwight about positions and conception time

Dwight · Jim:Dwight seeing Nellie crying and Jim's confused 'I don't think that's Nellie'

Dwight:Dwight's 'bildenkinder' explanation - childless landlords calling tenants their children

Andy:Andy's reference letter changes: 'She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents'

Kevin · Oscar:Kevin trying to provoke Oscar into a pie fight: 'You don't have the guts, you stupid, dumb do-do face'

Andy:Andy's shabooya: 'My name is Andy / I don't do drugs / Now check the style / Of Flatt and Scruggs!'