Episode Rankings
All Curb Your Enthusiasm Episodes, Ranked
Every 120 Curb Your Enthusiasm episode scored by the Humor Index — joke density, craft, and impact. Best to worst.
We scored every joke in all 120 episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm and ranked them by Humor Index. The best Curb Your Enthusiasm episode is “Thank You For Your Service” (93.8); the lowest-scoring is “Aamco” (66.0). Tap any episode for its full joke-by-joke breakdown.
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Thank You For Your ServiceS9E05
50 jokes · 1.2 JPM
The WatermelonS11E04
73 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Vertical Drop Horizontal TugS12E03
71 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Pickle GambitS9E02
55 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Tivo GuyS6E07
50 jokes · 1.3 JPM
Bens Birthday PartyS4E02
37 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The SurvivorS4E09
42 jokes · 1.3 JPM
Larry Vs Michael J FoxS8E10
38 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Black SwanS7E07
51 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Dream SchemeS12E07
76 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The ReunionS7E03
57 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Kamikaze BingoS5E04
48 jokes · 1.5 JPM
Officer KrupkeS7E08
40 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Angel MuffinS11E02
62 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Benadryl BrownieS3E02
49 jokes · 1.4 JPM
A Disturbance In The KitchenS9E03
85 jokes · 2.0 JPM
Palestinian ChickenS8E03
66 jokes · 1.7 JPM
The Colostomy BagS12E08
62 jokes · 1.5 JPM
Man Fights Tiny WomanS11E06
55 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Running With The BullsS9E04
53 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The N WordS6E08
58 jokes · 1.8 JPM
Igor Gregor Amp TimorS11E09
93 jokes · 2.0 JPM
FatwaS9E10
61 jokes · 1.0 JPM
Never Wait For SecondsS9E08
51 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Safe HouseS8E02
62 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Surprise PartyS10E06
74 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Spite StoreS10E10
63 jokes · 1.2 JPM
The Gettysburg AddressS12E06
49 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Lefty CallS6E04
38 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Artificial FruitS10E03
50 jokes · 1.0 JPM
The Special SectionS3E06
31 jokes · 1.0 JPM
Beep PanicS10E09
61 jokes · 1.3 JPM
KenkendraS12E09
59 jokes · 1.2 JPM
The BaptismS2E09
46 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Vehicular FellatioS7E02
54 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The ShuckerS9E09
72 jokes · 1.2 JPM
AtlantaS12E01
69 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Vow Of SilenceS8E05
73 jokes · 1.7 JPM
The Lawn JockeyS12E02
49 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Anonymous DonorS6E02
58 jokes · 1.7 JPM
Irma KostroskiS11E07
83 jokes · 1.8 JPM
FoistedS9E01
54 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Accidental Text On PurposeS9E06
52 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Funkhousers Crazy SisterS7E01
56 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Affirmative ActionS1E09
48 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The SederS5E07
45 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The Ski LiftS5E08
36 jokes · 1.0 JPM
The SurrogateS4E07
53 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The TherapistsS6E09
52 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The WireS1E06
54 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Insufficient PraiseS10E05
56 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Bat MitzvahS6E10
51 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Car PeriscopeS8E08
56 jokes · 1.5 JPM
IrasshaimaseS11E05
61 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Youre Not Going To Get Me To Say AnythinS10E04
87 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Happy New YearS10E01
83 jokes · 1.8 JPM
The Corpse Sniffing DogS3E07
50 jokes · 1.7 JPM
Opening NightS4E10
50 jokes · 0.9 JPM
The BowtieS5E02
55 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Ugly SectionS10E07
49 jokes · 1.0 JPM
Mary Joseph And LarryS3E09
50 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The 5 WoodS4E05
48 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The Ida Funkhouser Roadside MemorialS6E03
45 jokes · 1.3 JPM
Denise HandicapS7E05
56 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Trick Or TreatS2E03
50 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Five Foot FenceS11E01
53 jokes · 1.2 JPM
The Blind DateS4E03
54 jokes · 1.7 JPM
The Rat DogS6E06
45 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The WeathermanS4E04
38 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Grand OpeningS3E10
42 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Mister SofteeS8E09
53 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Shrimp IncidentS2E04
50 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Smiley FaceS8E04
62 jokes · 1.7 JPM
No Lessons LearnedS12E10
73 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Car SalesmanS2E01
47 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The GroupS1E10
51 jokes · 1.7 JPM
Side SittingS10E02
59 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The EndS5E10
43 jokes · 1.2 JPM
The Hot TowelS7E04
53 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The MassageS2E10
58 jokes · 1.9 JPM
Club Soda And SaltS3E03
47 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Mormon AdvantageS11E10
87 jokes · 1.7 JPM
Interior DecoratorS1E05
53 jokes · 1.9 JPM
Ted And MaryS1E02
37 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Krazee Eyez KillaS3E08
52 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Table ReadS7E09
47 jokes · 1.1 JPM
The Smoking JacketS5E06
42 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Mini BarS11E03
60 jokes · 1.3 JPM
Porno GilS1E03
40 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Bare MidriffS7E06
47 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The DivorceS8E01
50 jokes · 1.2 JPM
DisgruntledS12E04
54 jokes · 1.2 JPM
Beloved AuntS1E08
47 jokes · 1.7 JPM
NamasteS9E07
64 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Fish StuckS12E05
54 jokes · 0.9 JPM
Lewis Needs A KidneyS5E05
48 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The ThongS2E05
61 jokes · 2.1 JPM
The Freak BookS6E05
34 jokes · 1.0 JPM
ThorS2E02
37 jokes · 1.3 JPM
The Bi SexualS8E07
53 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The Christ NailS5E03
44 jokes · 1.5 JPM
The AcupuncturistS2E06
50 jokes · 1.7 JPM
The Nanny From HellS3E04
44 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The HeroS8E06
54 jokes · 1.6 JPM
ShaqS2E08
43 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Wandering BearS4E08
55 jokes · 2.0 JPM
The DollS2E07
65 jokes · 2.5 JPM
SeinfeldS7E10
70 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Car Pool LaneS4E06
49 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Larry David SandwichS5E01
38 jokes · 1.2 JPM
What Have I DoneS11E08
93 jokes · 1.7 JPM
Meet The BlacksS6E01
48 jokes · 1.4 JPM
Elizabeth Margaret And LarryS10E08
87 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The BraceletS1E04
60 jokes · 2.4 JPM
The Pants TentS1E01
50 jokes · 1.6 JPM
The Terrorist AttackS3E05
43 jokes · 1.4 JPM
The Korean BookieS5E09
35 jokes · 1.1 JPM
Chets ShirtS3E01
56 jokes · 1.6 JPM
Mels OfferS4E01
41 jokes · 1.2 JPM
AamcoS1E07
47 jokes · 1.6 JPM
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